alles ist gut

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I bet this bit doesn't work either

Can’t edit user name from the iPad. Arse.

Whodunnit?

UEFA are 'shocked' at the attack perpetrated by two Roma fans. I'm neither shocked nor surprised.

"Regrettably your planet is scheduled for demolition."

"It was a good point considering their manager spent the afternoon swooping for mice" - David Unsworth after the Palace game

"Simon, you're not telling us the truth here," said Tom R

"DO NOT DROWN THE BOY CUP"

"I need to wean myself off Arsenal Fan TV" - dave u

Mourinho's MUFC : Billion-Pound Baggies

"NP posted pissed the other night; it was good, but it was no whiusky bitch."

"5.10 : Burp. 5.11 : Burp some more" - NP

"Houdini believed his own tricks; that is why he died."

"Can you be trained to like Pot Noodle?"

"I leave politics out of my pooing" - Johnny H

"The Grand National was once won by Dobbin."

"Thr Grand National was once won by Dobbin."

"SECOND BALL...OH MY GOD!" - Juergen Klopp

"Now the winter comes down, and I can't stand the chill, that comes to the streets around Christmas time..."

Every time that I look on the first day of summer, takes me back to the place where they gave me ECT...

ALL: Jermaine eats peanuts on the Toboggan!

"I sit at my table, and wage war on myself"

Joe Allen IS Stuart Little

"The fastest dissolving tablet to combat diarrhoea!"