Ezekiel 25:17

he played for villa, cant remember his name.

Cant be arsed starting a new thread and I think this is funny so its getting put on the most obscure one running at the moment....

Thanks. Here are some more:

 

Richard Bums

Stig Blokekissed

Tommi Nakedmen

these also rule.

what about Sterling Toss.

Colin McGay

simple but brilliant.

cant help but find stuff like this funny.

AJ why do they keep calling me a penis boss ?

DM No idea, if anything your a useless cunt.

AVM- Boss I still havent been paid this week ?.

DM - Sorry Andy the crates in me boot.

Id love to jib my bird but iv asked her a couple of time and she said its just not on the cards so am fucked.

I like the film Top Gun.

 

 

The shame.

Stouffer brings some much needed high fives and arse slapping to the thread.

Have to admit to liking a lot of Stewarts old stuff Maggie may, Baby Jane etc. Oh an I liked the beautiful South when they came out, now theres a confession.

Exactly what I was thinking. Although, the fishcakes from my chippy have never had fish in them, its always been that sage and onion shite. Maybe they're called patties after all. Still, if I ask for fishcake and chips, I get given one of those pattie things.

Yeah there defo savoury cakes, the used to be called fish cakes but a law was past along the lines of trade descriptions were you could not call them fish cakes because they didnt contain fish. I used to eat them all the time when I was a kid but then i found a big onion in one and my pattie/savoury days were over.

I need one, I'm sick of the cryptkeeper - hes so last halloween!

Fishing and women, awesomeness to the max.

(this may or may not need to be resized)

I like to dress up in a unitard & fellate Goats while Stu Monty spanks me with a buttplug, oooh that is sex on a wheel.

Red Knight, a proper pirate

Remmie

One for TK421

The respect has been noted and appreciated. There will come a day when i call upon you for a favour, this day may never come, but if it does, I expect no disagreement or you will end up the way of Yvonne (if that means buying you flowers then so be it!)

From Forum Don to Avatartless Bum, what a fall from grace, Im ashamed to be sharing a thred with you hahaha.

damn you. beat me to it. still makes me laugh that one.

Its a classic.

First I wanted to be a fireman, as inspired by Fireman Sam. Then an archaeologist after seeing Jurassic Park then by the time I thought about it properly (around 13) I wanted to be either a graphic designer or architect. Job done.

This should of carried on to go then I wanted be a terminator.

The Diary of Anne frank.

When I heard the title white noise I thought they had made a film about my daughter.. who I also refer to as white noise!

youv'e just made my thread worthwhile.

my girlfriend will want to go and see that if he's in it. hopefully she doesn't find this out

Take her because he gets his face mashed it might put her off him for life.

As I previously posted The pursuit of happyness with Will Smith is really good, not sure if its out yet, but its well worth seeing.

Must be a glutton for punishment.

Ha ha ha, Gav is a chav!

with a lisp

Gay gay gay gay gay!!!!

Say it proud 05 !.

went to see it last night, wouldnt recommend it whatsoever, basic plot no scares or suspense and Has that dodgy english actor Dan from Eastenders in it. I look forward to supernatural movies but they are always largely a dissapointment, The return is out soon with Sarah Michelle Gellar and that is really bas also. Anyway to summise this movie should of been titled Brown noise the smell.

these are supposed to be songs that are actually good to run too based on the beats per minute throughout the song....

You Spin Me Round - Dead or Alive (Princess Julia Mix '03 is great)

Things Can Only Get Better - Dream

Don't Bring Me Down - ELO

It's My Life - Dr Alban

Life Is A Highway - Tom Cochrane

Lips Like Sugar - Echo & The Bunnymen

Right Here, Right Now - Fatboy Slim

bonnie tyler- i need a hero