Nunavut Patrick

12 hours ago, Alan Sex said:

So far behind in Canada. 
 

I’m stuck with my old 4g tracker until probably the summer. 

I just started doing meth as the homeless people that are living in bus shelters seem to be doing okay and they’re always injecting meth. 
 

Downtown Winnipeg looks like a scene out of a George Romero movie. 

My daughters dogs looking at the northern lights. 

I walk by his old school in Winnipeg on my way to work. Earl Grey School.

13 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I love a good hill start with a manual car. I’m really good at it, soon to be a lost art. 

In late 80’s I was a pizza delivery driver and had a ‘79 Honda Civic and the starter went on it. Luckily the shop was basically on the top of a decent incline. I’d roll the car out of the back parking lot and then down the incline and off I’d go. I loved that car. 

9 hours ago, Mook said:

I'm 42 & would rather have a cup of tea these days if that helps.

I’m 53 and making a cup of tea is an effort, much less foreplay and fornication. 

Oh and if anyone needs curtains I have some shirts that don’t fit and could be converted. 

Walking.

I hate running even when I was young and fairly fit. I don’t even run for the bus. Still

don’t, mainly because I drive the fucking thing. (Greatest job perk is watching people in winter run for the bus and inevitably tumble on the snow/icey sidewalk and then either pop back up right away and continue running and arms flailing and waving or just give up.) 

Last year was just over 20st (6ft tall) and had a

doc appointment and he did blood work and it turned out everything was elevated- cholesterol,

ferritin, triglycerides, A1C, ALTs, and then he did a blood pressure and the bottom number was 105/110 so I said I guess I need to go to the gym (this was 3 months shy of lockdowns) and he said ‘under no circumstances do you do any strenuous exercise with that blood panel and high BP’. 
 

So I changed diet, and started walking everywhere. Averaged 5 miles a day. At first a 2 mile walk and was fucked. Old ladies would pass me. Eventually the walks turned into brisk walks. In 14 months lost 4st. One of the biggest things was changing work schedule to evening shift from early morning so get a proper 7-8 hours sleep now and wake up naturally. I did join a gym in summer but just to do weights but then they closed due to lockdown. 
 

Save loads of money on petrol and does improve mental health. And even more surprising women tend to want to bang less fat blokes more....which in itself helps burn calories.  
 

As well all blood work is now normal with the exception of ferritin but the hepatologist says that is due to fatty liver which will eventually reverse or hemochromatosis which he ordered a test for. Still take a tablet for BP but at one point was on three. 
 

I loved cycling when younger but where I live its

not  a year round option. 

How did the surgery go?

Is he out of the woods?

Well here in Canada we live our fake snow and fake -20C and fake polar bears and then Bill Gates gets rich investing in snowploughs and bear spray. 

Happy Birthday Stig

When you’re finished fingering cats and want a real challenge there are some polar bears that like a good anal massage after a meal of seal.

1 hour ago, Lee909 said:

Seeing these win it is another kick in the teeth for the Saints pissing it away again. 

 

Question call on the Harris return which cost us 4pts. 

 

Cook fumbling the ball away on a late drive with the lead

 

And brees playing through 11 broken ribs and rotator cuff injury affecting his already diminishing ability to get the ball down field. Add to that Michael Thomas injury. 

 

Terrible timing as they had destroyed the bucs twice. 

 

 

Brady is the best QB ever everything feel for them this year. The Chiefs missing half their o line, the off field stuff with Andy Reid boy in the days up to the Superbowl(no excuses for him but undoubtedly fucked up preparations, the drunk driving cunt). The refs yet again buckling to Brady demanding flags. 

Seems his son has a bit if history with drink driving and temper. 

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/08/sports/football/britt-reid-chiefs-crash.html

A spicy vindaloo passes easier than a bad marriage.

Have that you Brexit Etonians.

19 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

That’s very kind. The last couple of years have been a bit up and down but finally sorted. Everyone is settled, I have the kids half the time, everything very fair finance wise and I can honestly say she’s a much better ex wife than wife. Definitely worth the pain for the gain.

Yeah my ex-wife is a thousand times more reasonable as an ex than as a wife.

On 02/01/2021 at 18:17, Code said:

Norway need more bus drivers. 

You serious mate?

I like the fjords and last time I was in Oslo they had fancy toilets at the end of the line.

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahahaha 

 

has anyone asked you about it yet???? If so please tell me how they reacted 

Lockdown so no one has been over but supposedly restrictions on household visitors lifted and can have two people over. Met a girl over Christmas on line and have been doing car dates but she will be over this weekend or next and I think it’s going to be an interesting conversation as I come with The Rock. 
 

So there was this poster, phillyburkhill and he drew a picture of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson....

And yes I need a fucking haircut 

Sorry lads but whatever space, shed, cottage, summer house you have it WILL NOT HAVE THIS IN IT. 
 

THE ROCK BY PHILLY AND CAKE CUNT 

On 16/01/2021 at 13:10, AngryofTuebrook said:

One for @Nunavut Patrick

 

Be bear aware.

On 29/12/2020 at 18:32, rb14 said:

To my eternal shame I've (we've) not yet done Canada. Alongside NZ, it's at the top of my MUST list. In fact I was saying to 'im indoors just the other day that Canada and NZ were the two countries I'd be most likely to move to, if we were to leave the UK. I think I even have distant relatives in Yellowknife. Bit parky for me that far north I reckon, but see your laaand there Neko. I look at that and apart from thinking "drop dead gorgeous", my next thought is "mozzies". Fucking mozzies. Am I wrong? 

Dene or Dogrib? 
Or Inuvialut but that’s way up on the Arctic Ocean.

Cain that looks absolutely beautiful. 

On 29/12/2020 at 08:09, Code said:

Had a look back to page 4, looks like a very interesting project.

 

How is planning going with the council, have you got everything sorted and are ready to go when the infrastructure is in place?

 

 

Mate it’s the northern boreal forest in Canada  he only needs to answer to the moose, beavers, wolves and the odd Ministry of Natural

Resources officer that may make sure he’s not running an illegal pulp mill. 
 

Or stealing hydro to run the servers for Titty City

41 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Like to travel across Canada on the train

Toronto to Vancouver. 4 days

With weed being legal wonder if you can get stoned on the train?

If you bring edibles absolutely. 
Standard no smoking rules apply and some

provinces don’t allow public consumption but rarely if ever enforced.

Weed shops everywhere now

I have only one memory now....Dec 30,2020 approximately 2240 Central Standard Time

THE ROCK IS HOME!

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I've made it sound like I gave birth to him. About time I got some credit for the process to be fair

Planted the seed from the massive !pigs!