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There goes the unbeaten run then. Avoiding defeat in this game would have broken a club record but we blew it. To David Moyes too. That leaves a sour taste in the mouth, not least because he's now lording it above us in the table for at least two weeks. The worst part is it was nothing more than we deserved as I thought this was shite. Losing the unbeaten run is disappointing as it would have been nice to set the record. Losing this season's unbeaten league record doesn’t bother me so much though. We were the last unbeaten team in the league but I don't especially care about that. By that I mean this defeat doesn't hurt any more just because we can't go unbeaten. It did the last time it happened (at Watford two years ago) because there was a real chance of going through that season unbeaten. That was never on the cards this time. I didn’t think any kind of ‘invincible’ season was possible as we could easily have lost to Brighton, Brentford and City already. We don’t have that same look that we had a couple of years ago. Not consistently anyway. At times this year we’ve looked as good as ever, but it’s been patchy. In fact, if you take the Champions League results away we might be looking at this season much differently than we have been. We’ve played 11 games in the league and we’ve dropped points in five of them. As I say, it’s been patchy and some of these players really need to step up now as we've underperformed in too many games already. Klopp’s biggest beef afterwards was the referee and VAR. Fuck that. We had much bigger problems than that here and quite honestly I didn’t like that being the focus of his post match summary. There’s fuck all wrong with West Ham’s first goal. Any contact between Alisson and Ogbonna is initiated by Alisson. Ogbonna isn’t even looking at him. All he’s trying to do is jump at the near post and get a flick on the ball. He doesn’t back in, he isn't challenging the keeper, he just jumps straight up the air and then Alisson challenges him. Klopp complained that Ogbonna's arm hits Alisson’s arm and that’s why he couldn’t punch the ball. What the fuck is Ogbonna meant to do then? Not try and win the header? Keep his arms by his side when he jumps? We have seen fouls given for similar incidents but that doesn’t mean they should be. It isn’t a foul and Alisson needs to do much better than that. We’d actually started the game really well so that was a kick in the teeth. We’d been knocking it about well prior to that and Robbo had got into good crossing positions twice in the opening couple of minutes. The crosses came to nothing because he cut it back into an area where nobody was. That was a recurring theme throughout the game. Robbo got lots of crosses in but only one found a team-mate (a lovely cushioned volley to Sadio who should have scored). Is that his fault, or is it a lack of movement from those in the box? It’s probably both, but most of the criticism coming Robbo’s way is over the top for me as West Ham usually had ten players in the box when he was trying to pick out a team-mate. A lot of it just comes down to luck really. We responded well to the goal though and picked up where we had left off. At least we tried to, but it was very stop start as Ogbonna kept getting injured until he eventually went off with blood pouring from a head wound after a clash with Jota. We had all of the ball and the Hammers were happy to just sit in and didn’t even seem to have any interest in trying to counter attack. Other than looking to get Antonio away down our right hand side they showed no ambition. The problem was we never really had them stretched at all. They were comfortable in that first half. Maybe it would have been different had Cresswell been sent off, but I found it ironic that Klopp was kicking off about that when al we’ve heard from him all season is how he doesn’t like playing against ten men. He said it after Chelsea. He said it twice after Atletico. He even said it after Pogba saw red when we were 5-0 up. Now apparently we lost the game because Cresswell wasn’t sent off and because the ref didn’t disallow a perfectly legitimate goal. Fuck me. There have been times when I’ve really wanted Klopp to go after the officials and he’s said fuck all. Then he chooses THIS one to make his stand? Pick your battles better, Jurgen, because you’re on dodgy ground here. We lost this game because we were shite. Of course Cresswell should have been sent off. That goes without saying really. You can’t tackle like that anymore. It isn’t even a debate. That’s just a definite red card because it ticks every box in what constitutes a sending off nowadays. Excessive force. Out of control. Endangering an opponent. Doesn’t matter that he won the ball and that he bounced off the top of the ball into Hendo. Pogba did that against Keita and I’m yet to hear anybody say that wasn’t a red card. Not even United fans complained about it. This was a different type of tackle but not THAT different and the outcome was the same. In fact, the outcome here was probably worse. Pogba ended up a little bit over the ball and caught Naby’s shin. Cresswell is miles over it and actually ends up with both feet going into both of Hendo’s knees. A still photo can often be misleading but even so, just fucking look at the kip of this… I don’t blame Pawson too much for that as like I said after the Pogba one, refs tend to be cautious on these challenges because they assume that if its a bad one then VAR will flag it up for them. Pawson was probably waiting to see if he had to go to the screen to check it but the useless twat Atwell on VAR said it was fine. Apparently there was not enough force behind it to justify a red. Stupid cunt. Just because he didn’t have a 10 yard run up like Pogba doesn’t mean it wasn’t forceful. So yeah, I’m annoyed that decision didn’t go the way it should, but the bottom line here is that we went in at half time level at 1-1. From that point we should go on to win the game but we didn’t. Why? Not because Cresswell escaped a red card. Not because West Ham’s opening goal wasn’t disallowed. But because we were fucking shit in that second half. That’s the thing that bothers me about this game. I don’t give a fuck about the Cresswell decision because we didn’t take care of our own business. If we’d played well and been unlucky then you can point the finger at the officials, but that wasn’t the case. It isn’t the officials’ fault that from three corners we conceded, two of them ended up in the net and on the other we were saved by the crossbar. It isn’t the officials’ fault that none of Fabinho, Ox or Robbo saw fit to take one for the team and bring down Bowen as he ran at our defence for the second goal. It’s not down the refs that we barely forced Fabianski into any action all day. For all of the possession we had in the first half we barely threatened their goal and needed a stunning free-kick to get back on terms. I’m not even sure it was a free-kick either as Rice doesn’t make much of a challenge at all on Mo, who looked like he was just very clever in going between two players and then falling down. Brilliant strike by Trent and not before time. Full disclosure, I didn’t want him taking that as I thought Mo should have been given a turn. It was fucking superb though wasn’t it? The strike is perfect but the way they shifted it to give Trent a better angle to go around the wall was great too. So half time its all square and there was no reason to think we wouldn’t go on and win it. The problem was that West Ham seemed to be stung by the goal and in those last few minutes before the break they looked a completely different team. They’d sat in and just defended for the entirety of the half but as soon as we scored they flicked a switch and went toe to toe with us. Ordinarily I’d be all in favour of that. If you want to open up against us, good luck. Usually that won’t end well for our opponents but Brentford and Brighton both had a go and got some joy. West Ham didn’t exactly do that, as their approach was still centred on set-pieces and counter attacks, but when they got the chance to get men forward on the break they took it. It was end to end in that second half and the game was in the balance. Maybe if we’d gone 2-1 we’d have won comfortably. The next goal was going to be all important and they got it. Absolutely shite from our point of view as it was self inflicted. Fabinho - who was off the pace all day - played a silly ball into Mané who had two players right up his arse. He should protect it a bit better. but he was put in a bad spot there by Fabinho. Worse was to follow as Bowen charged through the middle and nobody brought him down. That’s something that annoys the fuck out of me about us. We don’t do that, and it puts us at a disadvantage because all of our opponents do. And rightly so. Someone has to foul Bowen there. And then after that Matip goes to the ball instead of staying with the runner. It’s an easy ball for Bowen and Fornals is clean through. It wasn’t a good finish as Alisson was able to get a hand to it, but it found its way in and we were behind. I’m not blaming Alisson for that, I thought he was unlucky and did well to get a hand on it. It could have gone anywhere after that but unfortunately it went in. 2-1 was bad but I still thought we’d come back. When we conceded a third though I knew we were fucked. That goal is criminal though, Yes, Alisson doesn’t cover himself in glory again, but what the fuck are the rest of them doing? Even as they were preparing to take that corner you almost knew what wads coming. Alisson was rattled after the first goal and he was pre-occupied with Antonio. Instead of dealing with the cross he’s worrying about not letting Antonio impede him and he’s too slow getting to the back post. Zouma arrives completely unmarked and just like that, game over. We pulled one back with a fucking great finish by substitute Origi, and we should have equalised late on only for Sadio to completely fuck up his back post header from a Trent free-kick. So we could have got something from the game and if we had it wouldn’t have been undeserved on the balance of play, but West Ham will feel they were good value for the points because they carried out their gameplay just as they wanted. Keep Salah quiet and take advantage of set-pieces and counter attacks. They did that, so for me they deserved the points more than we did. This wasn’t good enough on any level. With and without the ball we weren’t up to scratch and the defending of corners was a fucking embarrassment. Arsenal-like in fact. This weakness from high balls and crosses needs stamping out now before it becomes a major problem. Brentford roughed us up with long ball stuff and now we have this. Antonio’s comments afterwards should seriously set alarm bells ringing with the coaching staff. “Yeah, the whole plan was to stick it on the goalkeeper and just challenge basically. We saw that they’ve struggled with the ball coming in and all we have to do is keep the ball away from Virgil and it worked out for us today. We have to give it to the staff. They have a look at the weaknesses and strengths of what each team come up against and for different games, we cover different strategies. So today was definitely push straight on the ‘keeper and we go and challenge. I saw that no one marks me on the ‘keeper so I’m there to block the ‘keeper to make sure he can’t come out and catch it. We saw what happened today, goals.” I’ll say it again because it needs repeating. They had three corners. Two of them ended in goals and the third saw Dawson head against the bar. It’s fucking shit and it’s not all down to Alisson either. He needs to do better but he also needed help that he didn’t get. Look at everyone standing still on that third goal. It’s shameful. And another thing. There was an incident at the end of the first half when Antonio was sent clear behind Matip. Van Dijk should be on the cover but he makes absolutely NO ATTEMPT to get to Antonio or to force him wide. You have to run diagonally to cut off the angle and at least give Antonio something to think about, but instead he jogs in a straight line towards his own goal, basically taking himself out of the play completely. Luckily Antonio stood on the ball and Trent was able to get back, but it was so baffling from Virgil that I had to screen record it to show you what I’m talking about. Just look at this, it’s fucking weird…. virgil.mp4 We were virtually unbeatable not so long ago and a big part of that was psychological. Not just our own psychology, but that of the opposition. Everyone was scared of us. It was that Mike Tyson in his prime fear factor where opponents would face us and they’d be like Frank Bruno walking to the ring crossing himself and saying his prayers. They knew they couldn’t beat us because there was no real weakness to exploit. Teams were happy to keep the score down and if they got lucky and nicked some kind of a result, they’d thank their lucky stars. None of them really believed they’d get anything though. Now they are believing. Now they’re thinking things like what Antonio said. They think they can get at us with aerial stuff and with counter attacks. Brighton didn’t take the aerial approach but they clearly had a plan and knew where the spaces were to hurt us. They exposed that area between Trent and the right sided centre back and they got in the spaces between our midfield and defence. We look vulnerable at the moment and I’m not smart enough to know why that is. I can see the problems but I wouldn’t know how to fix them. Thankfully that isn’t my job. It’s Klopp and his staff that need to sort this out, but it’s also the players. They’re experienced enough to know what they should be doing and the fact is that there have been too many occasions this season they haven’t done it. Mostly we’ve played well, but it hasn’t been consistent enough and without consistency you can’t win leagues. It’s early days and the damage that has been done so far is still fairly minimal. Chelsea and City will drop points too. They already have, and that will continue, so there’s no need for panic. There is a need for serious self reflection though because what we’ve seen in the last couple of games isn’t good enough. You can have a Brentford, Brighton or West Ham type day and write it off as just one of those things. You can’t have that kind of day when you’re dropping points in other games. We’ve failed to win five of the eleven league games we’ve played this season now and I have to wonder if what we’ve seen the last couple of weeks is a result of them smelling themselves a bit too much after Old Trafford. There was definitely a whiff of complacency about this, which is fucking crazy considering we knew West Ham would go above us with a win. I hate losing before an international break because now virtually the whole squad will be away with their national sides. Ideally we’d want them here working on defending corners and stopping counter attacks for the next two weeks. In fact I’d have them doing triple fucking sessions. There’s a danger of over-reacting to what has basically just been two disappointing league results back to back. Up until then everything was going according to plan. Losing at West Ham is something that can happen to anyone as they’re on a great run at the moment. Losing at West Ham after drawing at home to Brighton is where the issue is. And that’s the thing. You can excuse any one off result, but unless you address it a bad result becomes a bad run and a bad run can ruin your ambitions really quickly. We went from top of the league to mid-table last season remember. I know there are a lot of extenuating circumstances for that and I’m not comparing that with our current situation. I’m just saying, you can’t keep being careless and making stupid mistakes. I’m disappointed by the performance at West Ham but I’m not unduly worried about anything big picture wise. Klopp definitely needs to figure out why we’re leaking so many goals and sort that shit out, but I have no reason to think they won’t get it right. That being said, we’ve got Arsenal next and I’m telling you if we don’t beat them my rage will know no fucking bounds. Very few things are less acceptable to me than not beating Arsenal as they’re a fucking joke. I don’t care that they’ve been on a better run of late, they’re still weak as fuck, both mentally and physically, and if we don’t beat them in two weeks then what the fuck are we even doing here? Go out and fucking batter Arsenal and get this rig back on the road. We’re the best team in the country so start fucking showing it and don’t be showing opponents any sign of weakness. I don’t want us to concede another goal from a corner for at least six weeks just to fucking nip this in the bud before it becomes a thing. Star man is no-one as I’m too pissed off to be giving anybody credit. In fact, fuck it, I’ll give it to Origi for his brilliant goal. The rest all must do better. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson; Fabinho (Minamino), Henderson, Oxlade-Chamberlain (Thiago); Salah, Jota (Origi), Mané:

Monday Nov 1: There’s an interview with Suarez on UEFA.com where he spoke about when he TWICE wanted to leave and that Brendan and Stevie talked him out of it. We knew about the Arsenal thing, but turns out he wanted to leave the summer than Kenny was sacked and Brendan had to call him in Uurguay and give him a big sales pitch to get him to stay. Fucking hell, he’d only been here five minutes and he was wanting to go. This is arguably worse than him wanting to go to Arsenal that time. Why the fuck did he leave Ajax two join us in the first place if he was going to be wanting to leave a year later? It’s not like he joined a good team and we suddenly went shit. The summer he first wanted out we’d just won one cup and lost in the final of another. And although he was boss, he was nowhere near as good as he ended up a couple of years later. He was too good for us when he eventually did leave. He wasn’t too good for us the other two times though. He’s gonna do something mental on Wednesday, I can feel it. He’s either banging in a hat-trick or he’s getting sent off for trying to chop Robbo in two. Also today, Spurs sacked Nuno. What’s that, ten games? What exactly has happened in ten games to make them think any differently about him than they did when they hired him, because this is pretty much what most people expected. He’s a counter attacking manager who doesn’t play good football. This shouldn’t be any great surprise to Spurs. Daniel Levy is a fucking bum. He might be great at refusing to be low balled on players, but he’s shit at everything else. Tuesday Nov 2: Simeone says he won’t shake Klopp’s hand after the game tomorrow because he doesn’t believe in it. Apparently it’s a “British thing” and it’s phoney. He’s such a piece of work that fella isn’t he? His dedication to the shithouse craft is admirable though in its own way. Klopp says he wasn’t aware of Simeone’s policy on handshakes and if he had been he wouldn’t have approached him for one. Fuck that. If I was Klopp tomorrow night, with about 30 seconds left I’d be going to stand in the tunnel to cut him off. I’d extend my hand, and if he didn’t take it he’d look like a bellend, and if he did I’d do this…. Meanwhile, Conte is the new Spurs boss and Newcastle are trying to get Unai Emery. Conte is too good for Spurs but that doesn’t mean he’ll do a good job. He’s going to need money to spend and by all accounts they’re skint. They’ll be better than they have been under Nuno but the best they can hope for is to finish above Arsenal. Right now I wouldn’t even bet on that as Arsenal are getting better. Emery would be a massive risk for Newcastle at this moment in time. In the summer, sure. But right now they’re in a relegation dogfight. I can’t see Emery coming in and getting them out of the shit, so I absolutely hope this happens. Short of us winning the title or CL, nothing would make me happier this season than Newcastle going down. Wednesday Nov 3: L 2 Atletico 0. Well that was a lot less eventful and a lot more routine than I expected. There were no Suarez fireworks, Simeone was subdued and we basically just put them over our knee and spanked them. We’ve thrown away two goal leads a few times this season but even before the sending off I never felt like there was any chance of that. We had the bit between our teeth and it just looked to me like Atletico knew there was nothing they could do about it. Even their shithousing was half arsed. It was one of those fast starts we often have in these games, when we just blow the opposition away with the speed and intensity of our play. Mo and Sadio were on fire and we had proper quality coming in from the two full backs all night. Trent made two goals but on the other side Kostas put some fucking boss balls in too. The midfield dominated the game and Joel and Virg barely gave Suarez a sniff. The sending off was hilarious. That was the very definition of ‘what goes around comes around’. All these years of their manager and players acting like twats and showing no respect to officials or the rules of the game. And then one of them is getting a yellow card but it gets upgraded to a red because he acted like a twat with no respect for the officials. Beautiful. As I said in the report, I was totally fine with the booing of Suarez during the game but I hated it when he was subbed. Proper small time, Soccer AM style shit that was. Like the shouting of “SHOOOOOOOT” whenever Virg or Joel got the ball in their half. It wasn’t a European night atmosphere, it was a bit weird. Presumably because the stakes weren’t so high. We were pretty much through regardless of what happened and because of the lack of any edge maybe it took some of the intensity out of it. Plus the fact the game was so comfortable. We’ve won the group now because Porto drew in Milan. Hopefully Porto can beat Atletico and nick second, but I can’t see it. We might need to give them a helping hand by losing at Anfield. I don’t think we’ll do that because of the prize money at stake, but one thing we defo should do is give Big Nat a run out in that game because he’s earned that. Thursday Nov 4: Jesus fucking Christ, this Torres love in is nauseating. LFCTV fucking love him don’t they? There’s a big interview with him on there and the club social media have been loving all the behind the scenes stuff with him posing for pictures with Elliott and Kenny. It will never sit well with me how he’s embraced but Owen is virtually black balled. I don’t have any affection for him but I don’t dislike Torres anymore either. This fawning over him and attempts to re-integrate him into the “LFC Family” doesn’t sit right at all. He was here five minutes, he won fuck all and he downed tools before leaving for another English club. All this prodigal son shit is just not right. And what's with his fucking massive neck and shoulders these days? Meanwhile, there’s a story today that we’re battling United to sign a kid from City who has been labelled the new Phil Foden. He hasn’t signed a contract with them yet and that has put us on alert. Barca want him too apparently, and presumably if he’s that good then every other top club will want him as well. James McAtee. I’ve never heard of him to be honest. He’s 19 so he should be knocking on the for now but he’s only made one sub appearance in the league cup. He’s gonna end up at Dortmund isn’t he? They always do. I haven’t read much from Stevie Nicol in a while but I stumbled across one of his notoriously flaming hot takes today. Speaking about our current midfield issues he said “100 per cent I would take either Rice or Kalvin Phillips. I’ll tell you what, I’d take Doucoure from Everton.” Rice will cost £80m at least so that’s pie in the sky. Phillips wouldn’t be much cheaper either, but Leeds would not even consider selling him until next summer. And Doucoure?? Fuck me, if he was somebody we wanted (which at one time he apparently was) then we would have signed him when he left Watford. Everton would rather go bankrupt then accept a penny from us for a player so why even mention that? Come on Stevie lad, fucking hell. Friday Nov 5: Still, there are worse takes than Nicol’s. The Spanish press are claiming Klopp wants to sign Eden Hazard. Honestly, this is almost as bad as the Pogba story from last week. I say almost, because at least Hazard can play. But he’s on upward of 400k a week and has a terrible fitness record since leaving Chelsea. And from what I recall he missed a fair bit of time when he was there too. He’s also pushing 30, so this is right up there with the “least FSG signing” you could possibly come up with. Klopp’s presser was quite interesting today as he singled out Bowen and said “I like him a lot”. We were heavily linked with him over the summer so naturally now people will put two and two together and come up with Bowen in a red shirt. I’d say this makes it much less likely. If he was planning on signing him he’d keep quiet about him, surely? He also said Bobby’s hamstring is serious and it will be at least four weeks. That means it’s going to be at least six. I’m not too concerned as long as we can get him back to full speed in time for January when we lose Sadio and Mo. Bobby has been contributing a lot so he’ll be missed, yet weirdly I just have this feeling that Divock is going to step up and do something, and I’m also curious to see what Minamino could do in that role when surrounded by the actual senior lads rather than the league cup side. Today was a good day. It’s very rare an opportunity presents itself when you can use a famous TV or Movie line in normal conversation, but one fell into my lap today. I was on the phone to my mum and she said “Your dad went for his booster jab yesterday but he wasn’t sure it worked as he didn’t feel it. Just a tiny prick” I was in there immediately with “I know he is but he’s still my dad”. Del Boy would be proud. It reminded me of the time my mate Chris (who hosts the midweek TLW pod) lost his Pulp Fiction themed wallet. He knew he must have left it at the gym so he rang them up and they asked him could he describe it. This was a once in a lifetime opportunity to put on a Samuel L Jackson voice and say “it’s the one that says Bad Muthafucka” but he shit out and I’ve never let him forget it. ….and that was the week that was.

Monday Oct 25: Just basking in the glow of yesterday. I’ve watched loads of analysis from the game on YouTube. Carra and Souey absolutely rinsing Neville was a thing of beauty but I feel that Sky missed a trick by having Jermaine Defoe in there instead of Keane. Imagine that. I also watched Owen and Scholes dissecting it. Scholes is really good when he’s talking about United as he doesn’t seem to give a fuck whether his assessment makes his mate look bad, he’s just honest. It was funny when they went over to Owen Hargreaves at Old Trafford though and in the background you can hear the Reds who had been locked in afterwards singing “Paul Scholes, he sucks his daughter’s toes”. Hargreaves seemed oblivious but Scholes must have heard it. I almost felt bad for him, but if you bite your daughter’s toe nails and let her film it and post it on social media, you have to expect some degree of piss taking. Some of the fan videos were glorious too, especially Goldbridge’s best bits. “We’re now Tits on a Nun FC - absolutely useless”. I also watched some of the key incidents from the game back to see if I still felt the same way about the decisions. Loads of Reds are saying United should have had five red cards so I wanted to take another look at those. I still feel the same way. Pogba deserved a red, Ronaldo only escaped one because he kicked the ball and not Curtis, Fernandes was defo just a yellow for me, same with Fred as he didn’t actually even touch Naby with that high boot so it was different to Griezemann the other night. The only one Taylor got wrong was Maguire. At the time I thought he got the ball and then caught Jota and I wasn’t even sure it was a foul. Still, having given a foul outside the box, it needed to be a red because it was a goalscoring opportunity with no other covering defenders. Having watched it again, it’s defo a foul as he went right through Jota to get the ball. It should have been a red, but it was 5-0 and Taylor didn’t want to kick them while they were down. I can’t complain, considering Klopp and half of our team took the same approach and let them escape with just the 5-0 One thing I noticed today that I missed at the time, and it’s fucking incredible really, was Robbo on the first goal. He plays a pass down the line and then sprints forward. He runs by FIVE United players and by the time Mo rolls Naby in, he could just as easily have played it Robbo as he’s right up there alongside him. It’s great from Robbo but that’s embarrassing as fuck for United. Five players never bothered trying to stay with him. I expect there are loads more examples of it as they’re. Fucking disgrace aren’t they? Genuinely, a disorganised, arrogant bunch of lazy fucking wasters. I was talking to my Dad after the game last night and when he was referring to Solskjaer he called him “ogs”. I didn’t think anything of it at the time as names aren’t his strong suit. He can’t even remember Jota’s name and calls him either ”Josh” or simply “J”, so he’s never going to remember, let alone pronounce, Solskjaer. Today though I saw a still photo of Solskjaer doing his post match, and he’s wearing a coat with his initials on. That’s what my Dad was looking at on screen when we were talking so he just called him “ogs” and I can’t stop laughing about it. Tuesday Oct 26: I do love a Pep Ljinders press conference. Highlights from today were him describing Divock as “one of the world’s best finishers” and him repeatedly banging the desk enthusiastically as he spoke about how boss Tyler Morton was at Norwich. People will laugh at his Origi take but it’s something I’ve been saying for ages. Not necessarily that he’s one of the world’s best, but he is a fucking good finisher. He doesn’t miss many chances. His problem is he doesn’t get enough chances because he’s either stuck out wide or just not in the game enough. He is pretty clinical when he gets opportunities though. Naby just has bruising so won’t be out too long. Milner is out until after the international break (yet another one, fucking hell) and Thiago is close but not close enough for the weekend. “Ogs” is still hanging on despite a lot of speculation he’s about to be sacked. He won’t be. All the talk about them considering getting rid is just a smokescreen. People at the club will put that out there just to make it look like they are considering what they are doing when the fact is they’re sleepwalking through this. They aren’t sacking him, Gary Neville has been so adamant about that because he obviously knows something. The problem here is they have a brutal run of games coming. We need them to regroup, pick up a couple of battling draws and then somehow beat City. That’ll keep him in the job for a while. If City go there and destroy them though, they’ll have to duo something otherwise there’ll be fans breaking into the stadium and kicking off again. Wednesday Oct 27: Preston 0 L 2 That was fucking shite but we got away with it. I say got away with it, but we just about deserved the win as we were better in the second half. Still, we needed Adrian to pull off two good saves before the break and Neco had to clear one off the line. Preston are crap. They’re fighting relegation from the Championship and they made nine changes for this game, so even with our much changed line up we shouldn’t have made this much hard work of it. Players who you’d want to really put in a performance, like Curtis and Ox for example, didn’t. Kostas was poor as well. Divock and Taki weren’t up to much but at least they both scored. Quality finishes as well, especially Big Div’s which was genuinely stunning. Bet Pep Ljinders was sat on the bench like this when that went in.... You know what else was shit tonight? The “Ole’s at the wheel” chant. That’s fine when we’re playing them but small time as fuck when we aren’t. Just knock it off. And while I’m on my soapbox, something else that has crept into footy now and I can’t stand it, is this shit with fans holding up messages asking for a player’s shirt. It’s the absolute worst kind of wool behaviour of all time but it’s creeping in here now. And what we’re seeing to combat that is kids just running onto the field at the end and pressuring the player to give them their shirt. This is one of those things where maybe it’s me being a miserable old bastard, but I don’t like it one bit. Players should be able to do what they like with their shirt. Swap it with an opponent, keep it for themselves or if there’s a fan they want to give it to then do that. Having some spotty teenager running over and screaming “giz yer shirt lad” isn’t what they need. Half of these fuckers are selling the shirts on eBay anyway. I mean, a lot of these kids you see on telly are defo being put up to it by parents wanting to make a quick buck on a Ronaldo or Salah shirt. Modern football. Elsewhere tonight, City went out on pens at West Ham meaning they’ve finally relinquished the league cup. Amazing what happens when they don’t get drawn against a League Two side isn’t it. I don’t want West Ham in the next round because they’re going to be picking their best side for it (as they should). Same with Leicester, I’d like to avoid them as well if possible. Sunderland would be ideal but we’ll probably get Chelsea or Arsenal, as we always seem to. Thursday Oct 28: Barca are hiring Xavi to replace the sacked Koeman. This is going to end in tears if they let him pick which players he signs. This soft cunt thinks Scholes is the best midfielder he’s ever seen so if they let him loose with any sort of transfer budget he’ll be spunking it on Steve Sidwell and the younger of the Longstaffs. Loves an over-rated English ginger does arl Xavi. More reports about us wanting Bellingham, while we’re also said to be after Kalvin Phillips too. There’s no way we’re spending big money on anyone. We weren’t big on doing that anyway, but then Covid came, and now we’ve got the Anny Road to pay for. We spend big when we sell big. Otherwise we look for singings in the £30-40m range. That won’t land either Bellingham or Phillips. I’d welcome either of them, but it’s moot as it ain’t happening. We’re going to need to replace Milner at some point, probably this summer. There’s talk today that he’s joining the coaching staff. He was sat on the bench last night even though he’s injured so there might be something in that. Why else would he not just be sat at home in the warm watching on the telly? I don’t think any of the other injured players were there so it does feel like Milner is already taking on a bit of extra responsibility. Friday Oct 29: Well this might be a new low in ‘journalism’. Some fella with 150k followers on twitter and who writes for publications in Spain and Italy, has linked us with… wait for it, you’ll love this one…. ok rather than reveal the identity let’s play a little game. Who is the last player on planet earth who would fit into a Klopp midfield? Some of you will have it already. If you haven't, here's a clue. He’s also one of the highest paid players in the world. Still not got it? Ok, he plays for a club where players never leave them to join us, and vice versa. You must have it by now, but if not it’s a player recently sent off for almost crippling one of our lads. This tit trying to peddle this rumour actually suggested it was to replace Milner. Imagine replacing James Milner with Paul Pogba. They are literally polar opposites. Still, it was almost worth him peddling that bullshit just to read the replies. My favourite was some fella posting a picture of a boxer lying face down, spark out, with the words “Jogba after 4 minutes of gegen pressing”. Of course you also had the utterly clueless ones too, like this “Hmm. I don't think Coutinho ever contributed much to our pressing game. So why the hate for Pogba? He's a world class midfielder who has won the world cup. He would definitely improve our team under Klopp.” People like that shouldn’t be allowed to watch footy. Not even kidding, I mean it. Fuck off and watch something else because you clearly have no understanding of how this works. Meanwhile, I saw some smug tweets last night about how smart we are for signing Konate instead of Upamecano, who went to Bayern and is struggling. Way too early for that kind of hubris. Puts me in mind of how much we were smelling ourselves when we got Le Tallec and Pongolle and United got Ronaldo. Our kids had a bright start, Ronaldo was all stepovers and no goals, and some of us (me included) were pretty smug about it. Wasn’t long before we looked like knobheads. Keita and Thiago both in full training but Fabinho still not ready. Thiago won’t play either as he’s been out fucking ages and will need at least a week training with the team before he gets picked. Naby should be ok though as he’s only missed a few days. He’s probably got a badly bruised shin but you can play through that. Whether he will remains to be seen as he’s not exactly iron man is he? I don’t think he’ll get a choice though. We’ve got no-one else so him crying off isn’t an option. Saw an interview with Klopp on Sky where he was asked if he’d seen Squid Game. He said he watched the first episode but then the doll started shooting people he decided it wasn’t for him and switched it off. My respect for that man…… just fucking plummeted. ….and that was the week that was.