The celebrity club do not want a celebrity manager, of course they do, Maureen at the mancs would be gold, and the mancs would hype the shit out of it.
who gives a shit, its the Internet and it's fergie.
shit conspiracy theories or not, getting worked up about something as insignificant as this makes you look daft.
Your ma, sisters, and bird are all counts, and hopefully you have a daughter cause she's a cunt too, an ugly one.
That said, pack in the histrionics, its annoying.