How fucking boss is it when they fuck off out for the night and you have the house to yourself?
I'm going to watch the footy, listen to some tunes and watch Ray Donovan and The League in peace whilst downing 6 cans of Sapporo and some Woodford Reserve.
But most important, I won't be wearing any pants. I'll just be sitting on the couch in my boxers. Ace.
This is also a women free thread. The only women I want to see tonight should be topless and named Kelly Brook. Any posting will get the neg equivalent of this.
All you single fuckers who have this every night of the week can fuck off as well.