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A father and son were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for £8 million". The son asked "is he worth it, Dad?", to which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?" The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Stan Collymore, and he was crap" Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal? A: Pam's only got two tits in front of her Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures. Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"
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Or at least thats what i thought it said, for one glorious second.
