If you are reading this and you like beans on a fry up can you go directly to section B please and follow the instructions.
Anti-beans people go straight to Section A you handsome devils.
SECTION A.
We seem to be in a minority here and need to take action to rectify matters.
If enough people are interested I shall start an Anti-beans group later when I get home from work where we can officially show our disgust at the repulsive hell bound bean worshippers. We shall be like holy warriors fighting the good fight. We can badger the beaners to repent and join our group with fear of negging and/or unwanted sexual advances. Can you dig it?
SECTION B.
Fuck off out of the thread and don't read Section A. It is forbidden.