Is there a better medical problem in the world than Athletes foot?
Not only is it easy to spread to friend/family/enemies, completely free of charge, also, the feeling you get from that aggrevating difficult to reach scratching is almost orgasmic.
After 5 mins of itching and scratching I find myself lying in pools of sweat, panting heavily. God, it's great.
I would say it's better than sex but I've never had it.
Any thoughts?