Place your bets!
"We're not fucking Fulham"
"Fuck off Dirk"
"Fuck off Lucas"
"Why are we so shit?"
"Stop fucking hoofing it"
"Rafa..."
"Headless chicken"
"Roy is/player x is/we are... completely clueless"
"We'd be better off fielding the youngsters"
"Oh my god, I can't believe we won 6-0 again!"
Any other suggestions welcome.