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I remember one once involving the class shitbag, in hindsight he probably had some ADHD-related condition, but it manifested itself in him being basically uncontrollable. He was arguing with another lad called Chris (who looked a bit like Philip Seymour Hoffman) and started slagging off his mum (this was always a sure-fire way to fuck people up) Next thing Chris runs at him (and I say 'runs' in the loosest sense of the word, more wobbled) got him on the ground where they were both writhing around and starts going "AL kill yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu! Al Kill Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu! Al Kill Yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!" But it almost instantly turned to him shouting: "Gerrim off meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Gerrim off mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Turned out the nasty little shit had bitten him on the arm. Grim, but the histrionics were funny. I was eating square crisps at the time.
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We've scored eight goals against two of the best sides in the world this week, and IMO is because we gave our best players the license to go forward and just fucking destroy. For a spell in yesterday's match we sat back, went deep, and things very nearly went tits up, then when Torres and Gerrard starting taking it forward again, bang, Vidic shits one and we get another goal. I think if we're going to play more conservative football with the onus on grinding out results, we need to turn defence into attack much faster - and without quality wingers we just can't do that well enough. Where our strengths lie are in that 'diamond' in Midfield. With Masch, Xabi, Torres and Gerrard controlling the game from the middle and formulating their own attacks. Surely after these two matches, the shackles need to come off.
