...started discussing football as you would. Their inflated view of their league amazes me, apparently the MLS is better then the Premiership because their all star team beat West Ham 3-2 in a pre season friendly no less. Now I don't usually buy into the whole hype surrounding the English League but I let them fuckers have it.
Next on the agenda was their belief that they had provided the world with some real stars. Look at Landon Donovan they said, he spent a year at Dortmund and ran the fuck back to America with his cock between his legs I said. Look at Brad Friedel they said, I'm not his biggest fan I said but admitted that post-Liverpool he had been rather good.
Now the one player that got me was Tim FUCK SHIT TOURETTES BOLLOCKS Howard. Apparently he's a fantastic player and one of the best 5 goalkeepers in the world. Their reasoning for this, in as much their own words and phrasings as I can rememeber "Playing for two of Englands biggest clubs,(BAHAHA) winning a PFA XI in his first year at Man United, and being USMNT starting keeper(The what now? US Mens National Team).. this from a kid from New Jersey...(Thanks for the info on his hometown, I'll send a card)" I didn't even need to respond.
What are your views on American Sawker, will they eventually have enough good players to overhaul the current state of affairs in football?