This could well be the shortest thread in TLW history.
Notwithstanding, one of the minuscule joys of a thoroughly unenjoyable season - which thankfully screams to a fucking halt on Saturday evening - would be to see those one-step-forward-two-steps back Nerazzuri shithouses indeed shithouse their way to withholding Big Ears from the Iberian baldy badger of Etihad....
Again.
I'm invoking the spirit of the bent ref from our loss to Inter in 65...
The spirit of decent players like the great Sandro Mazzolo...
The mean-spirited, cynical genius of Helenio Herrera and his Grande Inter catenaccio killjoys...
And I would even trade a hand job from Sophia Loren in her pomp - perhaps, maybe, or not - to ensure bitter defeat for this club, which is now a giant, horrible shadow of its tolerable pub team past.
One can only hope.
Discuss. Or not.