but have ended up doing.
I'm nothing if not a fickle hypocritcal twat. I have a mate who works for a stockbrokers in London, and the first time I saw him in his work suit, I ripped the piss out of him for wearing cuff-links. "Cuff-links", I assured him, "are for queers. You will never see me sporting tha sort of gayness". Of course, some years down the line, I now have a special leather cuff-link case with separate compartments in it for my splendid array of cuff-links.
Today, I went one further and did something I not only swore I would never do, but honestly just couldn't see me ever doing. I joined a gym. You wouldn't need the finest forum search skills to find posts on here with my thoughts on gyms and gym-goers, yet here I am having signed up to one like some big gay stedhead cunt. I would hate myself, if I wasn't so fucking ace.
Anyway - shit you'd condemned, dismissed, and said you'd never have anything to do with, that you have subsequently done a complete u-turn on.