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it was this morning. At approximatly 05:20 this morning still very much asleep, walking to work I had the daily "mornings" to a few of the regular passers by as I walked past the train station, when in the distance I saw something that woke my cock up! The finest piece of ass I had seen in a very long while. It was all peachy and was really making my cock to the tingly shit! I went one better than Mr RiS also....... Remeber his little thread about the barber cutting his childrens hair? No? The one with massive tits? Still no? I will try and remind you..... THE ONE WITH NO PICTURES!!! Ah you remember it now...... Well I stealthy got out my HTC and tried to capture my wonderful, beautiful ass that brightened up my otherwise mundane walk to work. And for you members of the GF i give to you... Not only did I manage to capture this, it turned out that on taking the photo, I hadn't put the stupid fucking thing onto silent. So when it tool the picture it made a stupidly loud photo taking CLICK. So here is me at 05.20 in the morning, with no traffic noise, quiet as fuck witha camera phone in my hand, taking a picture of some random birds ass. Yep you guessed it. At the sound of the CLICK, the ass turns around to see my hairy face walking behind her taking pictures of her ass. Unfortunatly the first thing that she didn't say to me was "would you like a quick fuck" but a swift "FUCK OFF" as she walked off. Luckily for me she turned off at the corner to head towards the train station as I scurried off in the direction of work. Just because I can here it is again!! EDIT: Now quick delete it off me phone before Mrs FG gets whiff of it!!!