There's an ace Partridge quote thread knocking about, thought Peep Show deserved one.
Jez: Super Hans says he's come up with a bass loop for our new track that is so good, that when he tried turning it off... he literally couldn't... he actually physically couldn't do it.
Mark : So, have you got kids?
Foz: Not yet. Why?
Mark: Oh, no reason. I mean, I love kids. Not in a bad way, in a nice way. I mean, I'm not on the Child Protection Register... yet. Which proves I'm not a paedo! [This is going horribly. Need a joke.] Either that or I'm an incredibly hard-to-detect paedo!
Super Hans: I'll tell you what, that crack is really moreish.