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Few things fuck me off more than when you ask someone to name the best ever this that or the other, and they give you three or four, because either they can't understand simple instructions, they're a fence-sitting fuckwipe, or more likely they simply can't bear to be judged on just the one nailyourcolourstothemast decision. What cunts. So, as I'm feeling an itchy trigger-finger hover over my trusty negzooka, I thought I'd start a thread that is just bound to give me the opportunity to neg some dithery insecure mingeblisters. The rules: I'm going to start off. Put out a question to which someone has to give ONE simple definitive answer, ie. if I go best war film ever made, best band, tastiest meat, fittest soap actress, whatever - you've got to give ONE answer. No justification allowed, and absolutely no second or third choices, nods, or honourable mentions. No "I couldn't choose between a,b or c but I'll go for a." Answer the question, then pose your own for someone to answer. ANY deviation from these simple rules will see the deviant negged to fuckery. Here goes *locks and loads*: Best side order from a fast-food takeaway? KFC gravy. Make and model of car that screams "I'm a wanker"?