OK. Enough's enough.
I've been on here long enough to have read plenty of si/ slfcgreen's posts and I'll admit to being....conflicted.
At first - to the surprise of nobody on the planet whatsoever - I defaulted to hurling abuse at him, interpersed with occasional cruel observations and mocking laughter.
Then I started to love him dearly and actually try and answer his occasionally deranged questions properly.
But now I've read a few posts and posters, who seem to think that si isn't "real" and now I'm getting suss.
Please tell me that I haven't been duped. I want him to be real.
Si - ARE YOU REAL?