It's clear to me that Paul Scharner touches children in a sexual manner. I have searched the internet extensively and have found no evidence that he does not touch children in a sexual manner. In fact, there is a volume of evidence to support the contention.
Firstly, here is a picture he sent to an 8 year old boy called Daniel. Highly inappropriate and sexual in nature, methinks.
Secondly, here is a picture of Scharner gazing at the boy's pen during different matches. Noticed the crazed paedo look in the second picture.
And finally, here's a picture of him auditioning for the Being A Dickhead's Cool video, which was infiltrated by child-touching maniacs who attempted to use it as a vehicle for their sick perversions. Luckily they were stopped.
Text it, tweet it, facebook it - Paul Scharner touches children.