Some fella has just knocked at ours with a parcel for a person I don't know. I told the man nobody lives here at with that name and he said they must do. He threw the parcel in the porch and fucked off.
I opened the Parcel to make sure there was nothing dodgy in there and found a pair of slippers.They are a bit big but very comfortable.
I have new slippers.
If they want them back they will have to kill me and take them from my cold dead feet.
I feel no guilt but Mark will have cold feet.