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Following on from recent stories about about a wealthy old bloke sorting his missus out in public, I thought there must plenty of ladies out there who quite frankly, deserve a fucking good slap. OK, I know there are plenty of metros and sandal-wearing beardy liberals that will readily opine smugly to anyone who can't get away from them quickly enough "no woman ever deserves to be slapped". However, any bloke who has ever actually lived with one of these infuriating malicious almost pointless cunt-carriers will tell you that there are plenty of women out there who are practically begging for a swift punch to the clunge. That most of them don't get one is probably one of the fundamental causes of the problems we face in modern Britain today, and the sole reason we have to watch so much shit on TV and endure no-mark celebs gurning at us from shitty magazines at the checkout in Morrisons. To be clear, I'm not talking about a sustained beating as part of a campaign of power-motivated abuse here, I'm just talking about a quick know-your-place playful tiff sort of reminder who's boss. So, if I were to stand here with a big bucket of water to keep my slapping sock nice and wet, who would you put first in the queue?* I'll start the ball rolling with unfunny comedy hunchback, Miranda Hart. Other women might find you falling down all the time funny, but they're in the queue behind you, you tedious cunt. kerrrrrSPLASH! *dips sock in bucket* Who's next? *When Teresa May inevitably ends up at the front of the queue, I reserve to right to slip a couple of billiard balls into the sock, Scum style.
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- cook some fuckin eggs
- e channel bastardio
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