Is this against the rules?
I have always thought it was not on esp when married yourself.
Reason I ask is that I have just had a call from a mate telling me another mate is in the hospital with two broken legs an 75 stitches.
He got caught mid shag by some birds husband. Baseball bat and thrown naked through a patio door.
Funniest thing I've heard in ages. Best bit is when asked why he didn't duck or hide he said 'I never saw him coming I had my eyes closed'
He is going to get some stick for this. His wife is not to pleased however especially as it is going to be in the paper on Tuesday.