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I was woken up this morning by a dog skriking. So I goes out to see what it was and its the cutest staffy you ever seen. This little pup the thing goes running in to my flat my dog nearly rips it to bits. So the next door neighbour comes round and says she will take it. But she has got loads of cats she locked them all in one room. Now i have left the house now. Im sat on my comp posting on this site and i hear screaming i go to see whats going on. The cute little staff has a dead cat in her mouth the old woman is in tears it killed two of her cats. Fucking hell how sick i feel sorry for the old woman because she loves them dearly.
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...who would it be? For me, I'd like to see David Bowie's Jareth the goblin king replace Hitler in Downfall. His wardrobe and hair styling would clash favourably with that of the rest of the cast, and during dire moments of great tension - such as when he's just been told the Russians have Berlin surrounded - he could sing 'Magic Dance'. Wouldn't be historically accurate, but who's counting? "What the shizen is that noisehouzen?" "In 9 hours and 23 minutes...I'll be dead!" "Well, laugh!"
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