This prisoner thread has made me think about things that I have done in my lifetime that I could potentially have been sent to prison for.
10 years ago, I bit my ex-partner's nose off. The police came round to my house to arrest me for assault, but when I explained that this ex had beaten the crap out of me for years, and produced crime log numbers to back it up, and that I'd bitten him after he'd had me pinned up against a wall for hours and I was trying to get away to call the police, they dropped it and I never heard another thing about it. I was lucky that it was a decent copper. It easily could have gone the other way.
How many of us, being absolutely honest, have never commited a crime? Maybe you've "borrowed" a laptop from work and forgotten to return it, or went 5 years without buying a TV licence? You might be a decent, upstanding member of society now, but had a wayward spell in your teens and become a graffiti artist.
'Fess up. Poll to follow.