So I've befriended these 3 youths that have recently started work and fuck me, they're the most wacky, zany set of mongs I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.
Within 6 hours of knowing them, I'd been invited to a "sesh" which basically amounted to us and a few others sitting around a table drinking and talking shite. Then we decided to go to a club. One of the girls thought it would be a great idea to bring her iPod so we could have a "Blink 182 sesh in the back seat"
After some dancing, more drinking and terrible conversation I decided I was going to call a taxi home and I was dubbed a "half-sesh" by this pack of cretinous mongs who I have grown to hate in record time.
Today I'm on facebook and see I've been invited to an event called "SESH ON" by them and also one of them is "having a nice Maximo Park sesh in my bedroom ;p"
I know now that I am going to have to kill them. There is no alternative.