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The mental woman thread had me thinking, don't know why. How did you get with your partner? I was on a piss up with a mate going to decent pubs for good ale or cider as we both knew what we liked. As an accident we ended up in a commercial bar as we were both going to piss ourselves and bumped into a works night out. I avoid these with a passion but my mate wanted to stay. I got chatting with this fit bird I managd and asked her what type of blokes she fancied. She told me she liked 6 foot rugby player type build men. I asked her if she didn't fancy short, ginger stocky blokes? She dsaid no and asked me why?! I told her I was attempting to chat her up and she laughed! We had a few drinks, chatted and she asked if I wanted to come back to hers. As I really fancied her I went to jelly, I told her what I twat I was and how badly I had treated women in the past. She said 'I want to fuck you not marry you'. We had a kiss the Friday night, I met her for a drink the Sunday night and had another kiss then wenty round for a meal the Tuesday night and have never left! Her dogs are now mine, she does my fucking head in but she is fit and makes me very happy! Your story.