Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
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Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
Wigan will make United draw,
And Heskey's gonna score.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
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