Had the misfortune to catch a full page article in the Daily Mail regarding the French. Here is a selection of rib-ticklers from those funsters at The Mail
What is the shortest book ever written?
A. French war heroes
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their arms up?
A. The Army
Why are the French afraid of war?
A. You would be too if you had never won one.
Two things occurred to me
1. Would they have written a jokes page about other countries e.g Pakistan?
2. Does the little shit that wrote the article feel history may be different if England shared a long border with Germany, not separted by the channel?