Today I was faced with one of those really difficult situations so just wanted to find out how other people would have responded.
A girl who works with Mrs Razor has just had a boob job and has been off work to recover for a week or so. She is quite fit, mid-twenties and half my age.
Anyway, I pop in to see Mrs Razor at work today and there is the young lady in question sitting chatting with the missus and another colleague. I said something like "how are you after the op" and she says "great - do you want to see them" and makes to lift up her top. At this point (bear in mind that my missus is sitting there as well) I say "no, no, you're OK" (while my brain is screaming yeah yeah) at which point the missues chips in "oh go on, she was showing us before you got here" and then to the girl she says "it'll be the most excitement he has had in years" and then the girl says "I don't mind who sees them" and starts to lift her top.
So, before I reveal what happened next - what do you think I should have said or done at this point?