Just went out for lunch and on my travels I saw a little lad thumping his mum on the back, repeatidly. He was about 9 years old.
She then moved away from him and said "Leave me alone I don't want to be near you". He replied "come here mum".
You couldn't make this up...
As she moved away he went for her again and started punching at her chest. He was a right butch little Geordie who looked fucking evil for a child.
I think we should have child prisons, I seriously do.