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Who said tax doesn't have to be taxing? Some lying mother fucker, that's who. A friend of mine, let's call him Mister Meemee, being a man of the last minute, is today doing his returns online. Anyways, it transpires if he lies his arse off about his income,etc. He gets to pay less, which bearing in mind who is going to decide where his hard-earned is going to be spent, can only be a good thing. However, he has been made aware of a potential downside. Lying to the revenue, as japes go, is apparently frowned upon. Being a helpful sort, I said I would ask the good folk of the GF for advice. Does anyone here know: a. what are the chances of getting busted b. what are the penalties for getting busted I would google the answers myself, for my friend, but you never know who's watching. Also, if anyone from HMRC is reading this WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF AND CHASE VODAFONE FOR THE BILLIONS THEY OWE, YOU COCKSUCKING WANKER?* *From my friend of course, not me, sir.
