The missus had the baby yesterday morning, a little girl we've called Isabelle Lily.
It was a little scary as she was rushed in for an emergency C-section as the baby started to get distressed. Anyway, all turned out well in the end
Lots of people told us our lives would change and they are right, I've got to change my effing car.
I bet you lot start going on about the 'real' dad - bastards.