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It has been brought to my attention that there is a TLW 5-a-side team who play with each other (and I chose my words carefully there) every Thursday at about 8.30pm. I presume it is mainly those slightly unnerving types from the nerd forum, and the really disturbed lot from the *F, as I have not seen mention of it of the mighty GF. Anyways, it fair breaks my heart to think of those hapless one-legged gayers running around a sports hall like a pack of screaming girls chasing some fop-haired gayer out of Hollyoaks, with a ball incidentally bouncing around between them, and then into the showers to GHD each others hair. With this in mind, I think it's time they learned how the game should be played, and so I plan a trip over there one Thursday evening in the coming weeks to show them some skills. So far we have me, Tom Ross and Paulie Gualtier. Anyone else fancy a game? If you live in our around Leeds, or anywhere along the M62 twixt here and Liverpool, I can probably arrange transport. I PM'd DaveU a good ten minutes ago to check if he was up for the challenge, and he still hasn't replied, which can only mean one thing - he's shitting it.