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From DJS off another forum.

Last night the tops of my legs were fucking killing me, y'know when you've sweated a bit (our place is like a fucking oven) and your kecks chafe the tops of your legs and your bollocks and it's very painful? Well, when i went to bed last night i thought "hmm i'll put some cream on my legs and balls" so i looked around and chose to put IBuleve cream on there "ah i remember the advertisement now, it'll stop the pain, and i must've bought it for my legs*, why else?" i thought. After about 30 seconds the screams were unmerciful good job my lad was outl, "FUCKING HELL" i screamed, "AAAAAAHHHH FUCKIN AAAAAAHHHHHH", Fucking hell lads the PAIN!!! It was like i'd poured Sulphuric Acid on my bollocks, they were on fucking fire, "OH the humanity" i cried (not really). I had to jump out of bed and go and wash me plums in the bathroom. aaahhh coolness, they stopped stinging quite a bit, so i went back to bed and when i sat down, i hadn't washed it from the top of my legs, cue more hell fire, so i legged it back to the bathroom and washed it off completely. The moral of this tale is, never EVER use IBuleve on, or near, your delicates. You have been warned!! *I remembered why i bought the fucking stuff later on, it was cos of my bad ankle, worked a treat on that though.