The criteria is one from your everyday life, one celebrity and one historical figure.
I would go with my brother, the dick; Bob Arum, who is the biggest promoter in boxing and goes out of his way to hamper the sport because he's a petty, vindictive fool; and the third would be Cesar himself - if I'm going to take a beating I'd like to be able to say it was from someone formidable.
This thread originated in Fight Club, where Norton picked his boss, Martha Stewart and 'ol Gandhi.