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Right. I've just got on the sunlounger after swimming for the past ten minutes. And now I've got an itchy fucking arse. Why? What possible reason, what primitive advantage can be had by having an itchy fucking arse in damp swimming shorts? Did it mean cavemen were less likely to nod off to sleep after a swim coz they all got itchy fucking arses and so didn't get eaten by dinofuckingsaurs? Did it fuck. It's not a chlorine in the pool issue, as it happens in salt and fresh water swimming pools. And in the sea. And it's not a stringy inner-knicker issue as it happens with both stringy inner-knickers and non-stringy-inner-knickered swimmies. And it's not me hoop that itches, it's my bumcheeks. And before you ask, I've not got dog aids. Cunts and cunting itchy fucking arses.
