Fucking.
Shit.
I'm starting off with a £30 possible donation but I'm deducting a quid every time I hear "newsreaders/tv presenters/soap stars as you've NEVER seen them before". I'm also deducting a quid every time I cringe or vomit or see a fancy-dressed bunch of tossers cheering and holding up big cheques becasue they've spent the day doing something "zany". Cunts.
Just seen a kids choir rehearsing that truly vomit-inducing military wives song. Well done kids - you just lost your cause £19.