The GF has been dead quiet lately, let's use this thread to hazard guesses at where the fuck everyone has been and the reasons behind their lack of posts. I'll start...
Noos - The law has finally caught up with him, currently on remand for 19 counts of sex with a minor. Can't post from his prison cell.
Simon - Living the good life on a yacht in the Caribbean after selling his catering business for £6.2 million. Can't post because we're beneath him.