Just listing to 'Pornography' by The Cure.
The opening line to the album is 'It doesn't matter if we all die' it doesn't really do much for those of a sunshine disposition, but it sets the tone for what is, criminally, an album which is often overlooked when talking heads run down the greatestsuperfantasic albums of all time.
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So I charge you with the task of finding a greater opening line, be it music, film, literature etc?