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We had our first class tonight, I was working down south today and left a 2 to get back for 6:30. Obviously some daft twat in a TVR decides to ram a people carrier about 10 mins after I hit the M40 and the motorway was closed for an hour whilst they sorted that. Half an hour later some other muppet decides to flip his car and close the motorway again. I arrive 30 mins late for the appointment, 5 hours after I started. Now I'm not very good with anything medical and when the midwife starts talking about stitches and tearing periniums I get faint, propoer tunnel vision and start sweating. I was seconds from passing out before I got a glass of water and had to sit in the corridor. Didn't cover myself in glory. Anyway, whilst I was in the corridor one of the mothers came out took the chance to have a fag. Unbelieveable - she's due in about a month, can hardly walk because she's so fat (and not because she's preggers), the poor kids got no chance.
