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is what, according to my son's schoolteacher, Noos jnr has today put into a search engine on one of the school's computers. He's eight years old. I'm very proud. That said, the school, a CofE primary, have gone tits, which I'm not at all happy about. The computer in question had all the necessary blocks put in so he didn't actually get to see anything, but they still sent him to the headmaster, and got his teacher to ring Mrs.Noos demanding to know what punishment we were going to dish out to the boy when he gets home. I've instructed Mrs Noos to refer the uptight cunts to me, and am awaiting their call. I'm going to suggest that for this most serious of crimes, I build a mini crucifix in the garden, string him up, and flog him repeatedly with copies of the bible until he sees the error of his ways, renounces all interest in "people having sex", and instead learns how to use the internet as god would wish him to - to groom children for a spot of kiddyfiddling. On a serious note, I think they have seriously over-reacted and I'm not fucking happy about it. A quiet word from his teacher explaining the school's resources are only to be used for school related work would have been enough in my view. Any of you teaching types on here have any idea if schools have a policy on this? Surely they must do - it must happen all the time! I should add that the boy has never been in trouble at school and unlike his dad, hates being the centre of attention. He would have been absolutely mortified and deeply upset to have been sent to the headmaster, and I dread to think how he has reacted to knowing his parents have been told. The more I stew on this, the more fucking angry I'm getting with the school.