There are some odd ones in this world. I'll get the ball rolling.
There is this fella that my mates and I all know and we decided to bring him out with us one night. So my mate has brought his girlfriend along and she is going home early. The time comes for her to leave and my mate gives her a kiss, to which this guy leans over and says "In off the pink!", right seriously what's that about?
anyone top that?