I know its more nonsense to go with the whole Ronaldo saga, but this quote from the Beeb just seemed too incredible not to comment on...
"We can't be blamed if nearly every player wants to come to Real Madrid. If I was Manchester United I'd be happy and proud to be able to negotiate such a transfer for one of my players," he said.
Do you think this guy is just a serial wind up merchant or does he really beleive the things he says?