Their's one in our work, Iv just sneaked out to where she parks her car opposite my building and stuck this to her window:
POLITE NOTICE.
We have noticed that you have taken to parking in our Car Park on what has now become a regular basis. For this reason we must now inform you that we have a in place a strict policy of NO GINGERS parking at any time. We will not stand for Gingers integrating themselves with NORMAL civilians and have received several complaints about a GINGER spotted using our facilities. We would now like to ask you kindly to remove your vehicle and not park here EVER AGAIN you facking little ginger, regards Car Park Manager.