Or ' The Folically Challenged ' for the more sensitive less than hirsute chap.
I don't mind having a shaven head except when people say things like ' Low maintenance ' etc, because it's fucking not. Been a slaphead for 15 years and spend more time on my bonce than I ever did when I had hair, shaving it every other day, having to use moisturizer balm ( I know ) to stop turning into a leper, hats and suncream in the summer, hats and the aforementioned slop in the winter.
Having hair is fucking easy. Walk a mile in my scalp.........not nits obviously.