This is the thread for those 'urban myth' type stories which you heard in school.
The one everyone knows is the kid and his bird, they do anal on the white leather couch for the 1st time, she shits everywhere, they blame the dog, dog gets put down.
In our school there was a story going round that a man in the vale would give you whatever you wanted to pop your bum cherry and that one kid took him up on the offer, he got about £100 worth of weed and a brand new bike.