"They're all against me. This is ridiculous. Etc, etc."
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Stop moaning you drunken old fucker. He smacked a member of groundstaff in the face. Regardless of provocation, I'd say this is worthy of being labelled "improper conduct" - and you'd think he'd know all about the definition of that. So stop moaning about this punishment, stop demanding that your pets in Soho square make an about face on this and fuck off back to your pikey cider you massive cunt.
I'd also love to know which sycophants have called the old bastard to listen to him mumble about it. I really don't get the uproar about it. It's not like he's going to miss any massive games: he'll be back again for the visit of Chelsea.