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I just wanted to gauge opinion, and as this relates to male behaviour and strippers there is probably no place more suitable than here. I recently went to a strip club with a work colleague and was astounded by his behaviour. He acted as if he'd never talked to a woman before and was odd the whole time. There was only the two of us, and we were both very pissed by the time we got there, as a bit of context. Anyway, we enter the place and there's about 10 stunning girls for every bloke in the place, which to me means a bit of chat and free touching before having to part with any cash. I got into that and was busy chatting to a couple of girls from one of the Baltic states when I realised the lad I was with was just stood behind me ignoring the girls other than to say one or two words before they headed off. I caught his attention and suggested we grab a drink at the bar, where I asked if he was uncomfortable in here and would prefer we went back to the hotel. "no, no" he replied. "I'm just telling them I'm your security. They think you're a millionaire and are eating it all up" Now what the fucks that all about? Firstly, they're not eating it all up at all, they think you're a bellend and think I'm a scruffy 30 something lad with a weird mate, but secondly and most importantly, why do you feel the need to lie to a stripper? If there is one place you can be entirely honest about yourself (unless you're an mp) its a strip club. They don't care at all as long as you're willing to part with some cash and maybe be polite and have a good chat too. I've been with other lads who when they walk in pretend they're footballers or in one instance an engineer said he was an accountant?! Do you think these girls care enough to come after you and spoil your real life that you have to invent a alter ego?