What has been the worst you've ever felt, I mean sickness wise?
I've been (touch wood) quite lucky with being ill, always been rather healthy apart from 2 occasions.
1. When I was 12 with suspected appendicitis, for about 3-4 weeks I constantly had stomach cramps, was vomiting and generally fucking feeling as if I was going to explode.
I was in hospital a few nights and it essentially passed when I was given a shit load of laxitive and drank Pure Orange as if it was going out of fashion
2. My 20th last year, I was bed ridden for a week. Cough, cold, vomiting aching body. Didn't eat anything, drink anything and honestly looking back I think I had bird flu.