This might be GF on the dark side but be patient.
I've been jibbing up and down blighty on a bit of a sexual oddessey. Catching up with lot of old 'friends' and meeting new ones in a haze of decadance, alas I digress!
Today I found myself in a pickle. I was visiting a friend of a friend, never met this girl before now, and it turns out she's stunning! Eyes were made and the usual flirting, drinks were discussed, and hell you all know what that means!
Now I think my luck's in, until she tells me she's a massive Chelsea fan and ladyboy is her idol, like most chav fans she's know fuck all about fitba! As soon as she made this revelation the old chap disappeared quicker than a Jim'll fix it medal which used to take pride of place on the mantle piece.
No I ask the FF *shudders* what's a boy to do?
Anybody else has anything similiar?